Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.

by Vepa H May 31, 2013

Sergeant Way

DO
NOT
FUCK
WITH
HER
she happens to be the actual most terrifying human force on the planet. Do not dare to walk for a single second in PT or you will surely be dead. She may be the shortest marine ive ever seen but do not be fooled; she is a tiny bundle of pure enraged fury. shes also got amazing aim with a rifle, she well as one of the loudest screams like ever. she is not a force to be reckoned with.

" Is that Sergeant Way coming over here? "
" OH FUCKING HELL RUN, RUN OH MY GOD "

by mcjrotia January 4, 2015

sergeant shiny skull

When your hairline is on the back of your head.

Mr. Williamson is Sergeant shiny skull. You can see the future through his head.

by Billycheesestick March 11, 2017

Sweaty sergeant

A ‘sweaty sergeant’ is constanly the leader in a game (usually self appointed) and doesnt go outside. This person will shout orders and useless tactical advice down the mic. these players need constant reminders that it is a game and not a real life military operation.

“This guy is such a sweaty sergeant”

by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018

staff sergeant brothers

He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.

Officer : Where's 2nd platoon?

Grunt: They gone sir.

Officer: Why?

Grunt: Staff Sergeant Brothers came through. He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.

by Fukyachikenstrips June 28, 2018

sergeant sally

A male service member who prances around like a homosexual.

After Jeremy joined the military he started to act like a sergeant sally because he spent some much special time with other men.

by Cwarren24 December 22, 2018

1st Sergeant Red

1st Sergeant Red is a bad a** mother f**ker and can destroy enemies at any given moment and will take down main targets with Arcana Company

Wow look at 1st Sergeant Red be an absolute unit on those enemies

by 1stSgt Red October 30, 2019