sergeant's present

the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position

Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!

by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011

Sergeant Hound

A handsome nice man who is caring and awesome.

Dude have you heard of that sergeant hound guy? He's so nice!

by Sergeant Hound October 4, 2022

sergeant sally

A male service member who prances around like a homosexual.

After Jeremy joined the military he started to act like a sergeant sally because he spent some much special time with other men.

by Cwarren24 December 22, 2018

Sergeant Murica

A Vet friend who is severely retarded

you are just like Sergeant Murica

by DankCrusader January 12, 2022

No time for sergeants

When a work peer starts acting like your boss it’s no time for sergeants. A non-offensive, work-appropriate way of saying “you’re a dick and you are not my boss”.

Make the copies yourself if you want them done your way I’ve got no time for sergeants.

by Ozymandiasm January 1, 2021

sergeant holmes

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)

Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.

by The sergeant holmes experience November 3, 2008

Sergeant Viera

Sergeant Viera is a Hard working, badass, funny, kinda smart not really though, Marine Recruiter.

You can find him in the high schools breakup fights, calling kids out to do pull-ups , or in your DM telling you you’re too afraid to be a Marine.

His IG is Sgt.Viera

Dude, Sergeant Viera keeps telling me I’m afraid to be a Marine. I think imma become a Marine just to shut him up.

by Sergeant Viera November 22, 2021