No time for sergeants

When a work peer starts acting like your boss it’s no time for sergeants. A non-offensive, work-appropriate way of saying “you’re a dick and you are not my boss”.

Make the copies yourself if you want them done your way I’ve got no time for sergeants.

by Ozymandiasm January 1, 2021

sergeant bishop

To fuck a dog while taking a shit in a girls mouth

I walked into my house and saw my little sister and my brother and dog named willer giving each-other a Sergeant bishop

by dickmouth dhdjdjd September 10, 2021

Pill sergeant

That one friend who oversees the group intake of drugs, and makes sure everyone keeps apexing their high.

James: Oh wow, I'm starting to come down a bit you know.

Taylor: You won't be saying that in a minute when Pill Sergeant Jack makes his rounds.

by QueenJamaal May 30, 2020

Sweaty sergeant

A ‘sweaty sergeant’ is constanly the leader in a game (usually self appointed) and doesnt go outside. This person will shout orders and useless tactical advice down the mic. these players need constant reminders that it is a game and not a real life military operation.

“This guy is such a sweaty sergeant”

by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018

Sergeant Murica

A Vet friend who is severely retarded

you are just like Sergeant Murica

by DankCrusader January 12, 2022

Sergeant McHammerfist

The "Sergeant McHammerfist" is, while at a bar with one or more friends, one or more attractive females chat you up as a ploy to buy them drinks. Instead, once drinks are ordered, you slam the shots with your buddy in front of the chicks. If the barkeep gives you free drinks, you have just McHammerfist'd those two females.

Ladies (after some time of conversing): So, you guys want to buy me and my gal here a few shots?
You and friend: Sure!
*After slamming the shots in front of them*
Barkeep: Nice job, boys! Here's a free beer for each of you for your Sergeant McHammerfist!

by obe_ November 25, 2011

Command Sergeant Moderator

A high-ranking moderator within a milsim unit, responsible for enforcing server rules, maintaining order during operations and being an overall hard ass to deal with in certain scenarios. Said person also thinks he can make you do push ups in real life.

"You better watch that friendly fire, or the Command Sergeant Moderator's gonna have a word with you after the mission."

by Nonebit June 29, 2025