Butt smudgie

wen your arse is sweaty and unwiped and u press it up against a object or a person leaving behind a smudgie for all!

wen you pass out im goanna give u a butt smudgie!!

by pappawally July 14, 2020

shit smudge

A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.

That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.

by jimmybomm November 9, 2020

Smudged Crossword

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.

This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.

by theredfella January 25, 2016

Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.

Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018

Smudge Cuddling

The act of cuddling&or romanticizing road kill.

Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

smudging

When your dog drags their butt across the carpet.

Dude, your dog is smudging all over the house like a magic marker.

by thee_agrizzle July 31, 2012

scmud

A place who's combat system was freakin' awesome. DTs cloaked and raped you from nowhere unless you detected. Bitches shot you from like 3453532624 rooms away with paintball guns and you'd EXPLODE! And on top of that, all your fluffy rabbits did was rip your head off. Best damn MUD I've ever played, still hate Seish for being a jackoff and cutting it down. Let me express combat in song:

Gris got pissed and began to attack but he didn't expect to be hit by flak when suddenly from out of the blue came a bigass bomb that belonged to you. And it started raping everyone all over the place, and suddenly you got burned in the face, when you looked up and your guts looked like spaggheti, 'cuz there was Gris back with a machette.

-Phenix, SCMUD

by Phenix September 10, 2006