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seminary

a class that mormon teenagers are obligated to take all four years of high school. Having fun is a rare occassion since the class takes place before school even starts. Sometimes you'll get lucky & get a cool teacher. Other years, you'll be border-line suicidal due to that teacher's pyschotic behavior.
Zack: "I hate seminary unless the teacher brought donuts."
Ciara: "Word."
by xavierisnotmyname August 24, 2010
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Seminarcolepsy

The disorder where you fall asleep within 30 minutes of a seminar, training session, presentation or conference. It is brought about by the inane user friendly rambling that presenters use to drag our what should be an informative yet short production into a day long affair of crappy powerpoint, moronic group activities and useless handout.
Sorry, could you send me the paper copy of the presentation. I cannot attend as I have Seminarcolepsy.
by sean liddle May 22, 2006
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Semening

The act of secreating or shooting of semen.
She screamed loudly while I was semening causing a misfire, leaving her leg and my sheet a mess.
by semening September 7, 2008
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Seini

A sweet teenager who is very independent can sometimes be rude and moody but mostly a really kind girl. Shes so fit and all the boys fall in love with her at first glance. She has the most amazing friends and has a great overall life. Her family is really supportive and love her. Shes got blue eyes with long blonde hair. She loves animals but some insects scare her.
look its seini!
Oh yes thats the popular girl
Im jelous, wish i was her.
by Seini October 11, 2020
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semibisexual

chad: what's your sexuality?
brad: semibisexual.
chad: make me homophobic and im gay
by cheesychad August 11, 2021
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“Semibisexual”

Apparently “a person who is bisexual but would never date one sex out of the two” no that’s just gay or straight, semibisexual doesn’t exist
“Oh Sarah is dating Lara”
What’s her sexuality?”
Semibisexual
“Dude that doesn’t exist, she’s gay”
by *~Angelo~* October 15, 2021
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semenima

I was fucking this bitch in the ass and I gave her a semenima!!
by ENIMA BANDIT January 23, 2010
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