Shenfield

Small area of Brentwood, Essex. Not particularly chavvy as neighbouring Brentwood and Hutton. Most of the kids are scrubs and attend St. Martins "Saints" in Hutton or the stuck up Brentwood School. There is a school in the area, Shenfield High, where the locally renown Scullivan goes.

"I live in Shenfield"

by NONYMOUS69q October 4, 2016

seifeldin

a hot man with a thick dick

damn seifeldin has a thick dick

by imswixel November 24, 2021

Seinfeld

Repetitive sitcom appearing in the 90's and early 2000's featuring whiny jewish humor and unrealistic, cornball slapstick. Each episode was roughly the same as the last with varying degrees of change such as character George not getting along with woman B as opposed to woman A yesterday. Highly popular among the bread and circuses crowd who also revere American Idol.

"Our new boss never wants to try any new approaches. He is very Seinfeld-like."

by snoobo September 6, 2007

Seinfeld syndrome

When an actor stars in a huge movie or TV role and is never cast for anything else ever again.

Boy 1: Have you ever seen Kramer in any other show?

Boy 2: No, he doesn't have any roles besides playing Kramer. He fell to the Seinfeld syndrome.

by FoxMcWeezer December 13, 2009

Seinfold

The present tense of Seinfeld, which can also be used as a verb for watching Seinfeld.

Woman: "You're late again... What were you doing?"
Man: "I stopped off at Larry's house to Seinfold."

by JavidF January 17, 2007

jerry seinfeld

Simply put- god. A genius in the field of stand-up comedy, which isn't easy nowadays with the likes of clever, satirical comedians like Carlos Mencia. On top of rewriting the book on appropriate, universally appealing stand-up comedy, he starred in an extremely successful sitcom that WAS the 90's. And he is currently making 60,000,000 dollars a year off of syndication, without lifting a finger. Sadly, the shows significance is being overshadowed by an even more innovative, creative show titled "Mind of Mencia". Which is currently getting rave reviews in its third season on comedy central

"luckily people of mexican descent are associated with yardwork, laziness, and the word "wetback"- or else my 30 minute program would be nothing more than a 30-second studio short"
- carlos mencia
“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than up there doing the eulogy"
-jerry seinfeld

by nikki kircos November 8, 2007

Seinfelding

When a group of people challenge each other to see who can go the longest without masturbating.

The name originates from the Seinfeld show where the whole gang sees who can go the longest with doing it. Elaine ends up winning.

"The tension in the group had become unbearable. They had been Seinfelding if for a month now, and only Steve had backed out."

by masterblaster603 December 20, 2009