heat seeking moisture missile

A name for the penis

John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.

by mafioso March 23, 2003

Grumblin' Sealion

Screwing a fat woman with facial whiskers from behind and making her squeal like a sealion.

Jake won $50 after a Grumblin' Sealion experimentation.

by Squeakles December 3, 2011

Assaf Seewi

A drummer that juggle sticks and does crazy shit, while keeping a sick beat. Debatably the best stick-trick drummer of our time, he also puts up amazing music by itself.

A drummer watching Assaf Seewi: ..... I quit.

by drumlife June 29, 2009

attention seeking

someone that it incredibly annoying and will do anything to be in the spotlight!!! commonly known from lauren mcgrath’s slang

Damn. She’s so attention seeking. That bitch will do anything for people to look at her...

by chompingbecky May 31, 2018

Seeding

The act of enabling files for redistribution for Torrents and other file sharing systems.

Seeding at least what you take is important, that is why it is called "file sharing."

by asus2000 September 10, 2011

Heat Seeking Moisture Missle

Slang word for Penis

My heat seeking moisture missle would love a run in with your kitty tonight.

by Tj Xanovaria October 11, 2004

Sealing The Tomb

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!

"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."

by John Zayus. August 20, 2009