Scrimples

Pimples, on-or-about the scrotum.

Frequent waxing may lead to painful scrimples.

by Bill McNeal July 30, 2008

scrambled brains

1) The incapability to carry out a singular thought
2) The tendency to go from one thought to the other in quick succession without finishing said thoughts

"He seems to have some seriously scrambled brains!"

by Checkmeat October 7, 2016

crumpled

Getting the crumpler, a.k.a ring and pinkie fingers in the butthole and index finger in the vagina.

That girl got crumpled the other night by my buddy.

by Brosti December 24, 2005

Scrumpadoochous

Something extremely cool-the equivalent term of "epic"

"Oh my god I shook hands with my favorite band!"
"Dude, that's scrumpadoochous!

by Scrumpadoochous February 26, 2010

scrumbles

When the dranduft of various food particals are too small to be scraps but too big to be crumbles.

The scrumbles fell out of the toaster when it was turned upside down.

I hate cleaning up after toddlers eat because their scrumbles are always so sticky.

by dawn January 1, 2004

scrappled apple

A ho that has been fucked to many times. her shit is dirty. Her pussy is like a scrap book of disease. A pussy that has been fucked so many times that it is scrapped
Wrap it Up!

"That party was the shit last night dawg" "I hooked up with this fine as ho named _______". "MAn I sure hope you wraped your shit up because that ho has a (SCRAPPLED APPLE)"

by SMILINMOFO September 7, 2008

Scrumplefi

To scrumple somebody.

Don't scrumplefi him by looking into his eyes.

by chocolateThundah June 17, 2010