Blue screen

The evil FUCKIN thing that taunts every fuckin user of the windows system!!

NOOOOOOO the FUCKING blue screen of FUCKIN DEATH!!!!

by THE ALMIGHTY LUMP April 24, 2003

grey screen

(n) The grey screen in the video game UFC Undisputed.

(vb) grey screened -- to be dazed.

A: damn son that bong rip was huge (laughing)

B: (coughing) yeah dude

A: you're grey screened!

by KingMePLZ December 5, 2009

Screen Age

A more current and specific denotation of the Digital Age where the use of personal computers has shifted to a prevalence of mobile touch-screen & flat screen devices.

The shift signifies a greater acceptance of digital media & communication and the desire to have access to the internet & one's personal media collection while on the go.

C'mon grandpa, get off that PC and join the Screen Age, already!

by lcritterl July 19, 2011

text screen

1. the act of purposely ignoring ones text message (possibly because of hatred or annoyance)

Guy 1: "Damn broseff, that bitch is texting me again!"

Guy 2: "text screen that hoe then"

by THENAKEDGUITARIST October 15, 2008

Figure on a Screen

A step below from a friend, more like a person you talk to for shits and giggles.

Luv you are a figure on a screen while I consider John to be an actual friend.

by texasindian May 12, 2018

Screen-voyeurist

Screen-voyeurist – a person actively practicing to observe personal life of people through spying on their screens in public transport, office or at home.

When traveling in public transport, observer’s view unwittingly falls on the screens with the personal life inside out. “My sweet cat, I’m coming”, the owner of a smartphone is typing a message, someone next to her is sending a personal SMS, somebody on one side is “liking”, on the other — is mindlessly poking in Secret. The same picture takes place in the office: person unwillingly becomes an observer of personal life of virtually every screen; someone’s Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat etc. and personal photos catch the eye.

– Hey! Are you a spy or what?
– Huh?!
– You're watching what I'm doing on my iPhone all the time!
– Sorry... Can't do anything with it. View is unwittingly falling there – I'm a screen-voyeurist.

by digitalvocabulary.com August 17, 2016

Shit-Screen

The appearance of having been hiding behind a screen door that someone was throwing shit at. Often used in reference to person(s) with large amount of freckles.

Oh man, that girls is so cute but she is sooo shit-screen.
Origin: Was coined in Burlington Massachusetts but not sure if it was used anywhere else

by Keizer Soze March 18, 2020