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scramble the jets

verb
1. to hustle; to hurry up
2. to be made aware of something late and respond by making accommodations quickly
3. originally a term used in the military referring to pilots getting their planes off the ground in the shortest time possible in order to deal with a situation
Trey: What do you mean y'all are leaving for Cincinnati tonight?! I'm supposed to work all this weekend!
Marcus: Dude, just get someone to cover for you. Scramble the jets!
by Aleji October 21, 2010
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Chinese Scramble

The act of simultaneously punching an opponent with both hands whilst kicking said opponent with one leg. For maximum effect, punches should start from as far back as possible.
When he gets upset, he is apt to do a Chinese Scramble on you.
by ThatGuy123456789 September 4, 2010
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scrambled

The mixed feeling of being drunk and high
After that pitcher of beer at the bowling alley and hot boxing my friend's car I was feeling pretty scrambled.
by Teddy and Panda Co. January 14, 2009
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Brain Scrambler

When you penetrate someone's ear with you wang and it goes out the other side, and that leaves the victim cross-eyed.
Stacy has to permanently look at her nose since I gave her a Brain Scrambler.
by Butch Setiah October 14, 2004
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Scrabble

SEX of any sort.

The term "Scrabble" is a euphenism used when someone (parents, young children,your girlfriend/wife, the police) else may be listening to the conversation.
<conversation in progress>

Guy 1: So, after you got her drunk and to your house, what happened?

*young child walks in*

Guy 2: Well, we played Scrabble all night!
by pyro1337 May 18, 2007
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scrabble

A board game played by spelling words with letter tiles.
"I scored 69 points in Scrabble last night."
by Jewish Squirell February 23, 2008
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Scrambler

An attractive individual that interrupts a person’s train of thought, speech, and/or movement when noticed.

- Level 1: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention, but with no noticeable interruption to thought, speech, and/or movement.
- Level 2: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention. Thought, speech, and/or movement are momentarily interrupted. The victim is ultimately able to return to the previous state.
- Level 3: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention. Thought, speech, and/or movement are permanently interrupted. The victim is not able to return to the previous state.
Chad was hit by a Level 3 Scrambler in the break room and completely forgot what we were talking about.
by N_00 August 18, 2015
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