Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

Schwenksville

lil town in Bucks county Pennsylvania. home of the mainstreet market, Otts greenhouse, the Perkiomen trail, and the maple hood.

I grew up in the maple hood section of schwenksville

by The_Epsilon March 5, 2009

Schwenk

an epic fail.

That schwenk was so epic, it was almost a win.

by CYTATL November 7, 2010

schwork

the combination of school and work

"Okay, see you after schwork!"

by Jennifer Schultz January 28, 2008

Schwank

To Defecate whilst masturbating

eg "I had a banging schwank last night-sorted me right out"

by Doug Swallows August 22, 2007

Schwankhaus

1. The Pelvic Area on a male
2. Basically the coolest insult you could ever say.

1. Damn my schwankhaus hurts
2. Dude! You freaking schwankhaus! Go die!

by Schwankity August 19, 2007

schwank

The act of crumbling up used paper and shooting it into a garbage class. Usually done in school.

Hey Cara, watch me schwank this in the garbage!

by Branden Panico January 5, 2008