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scheize

A word dumbass people use who are too uneducated to know that it is spelled scheiße.
Scheize!

It's scheiße dumbtard.
by Arce July 15, 2005
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Schneider

A pretentious, white, Caucasian, egotistical, asshole bastard whom hails from Oklahoma City and has a white residue surrounding his nostril region.
Hey that guy Sure is a douche. I bet he is a Schneider.
by lilbuddha August 16, 2011
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Schreiberly (adj.)

Acting in a means of terribly bad "skaterness", while proceeding to be fat, normally when accompanied by a Chipotle burrito or 72 oz. steak.
Oh shit, son...you bein so schreiberly...FAG!
by The Chatura Gazette February 20, 2005
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schmeezer

Someone who:
1. Hates freedom
2. Doesn't know what is right for the community
Don't vote for that schmeezer, they'll totally screw you over.
by csrsld March 11, 2008
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Schneider

He is a very nice guy. Plays lots of intruments, very talented, smart, a class clown, ALWAYS gets into trouble, has lots of friends and a heartthrob in school. Girls be careful when you see him, you’ll fall for him instantly like I did.
Girl: Holy shit, that guy is sex on legs!
Boy: Yeahh, he’s my homie, he’s name is Schneider.
by iloverainbows<3 June 23, 2018
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McKayla Schneider is a bully

McKayla Schneider is a very cruel, and inconsiderate person. She often makes fun of this really cool kid I know named Coty Johnson. He's really awesome but she never gives him a chance. She actually set his dog on fire. She's a bully. Don't be her friend.
"Wow that McKayla Schneider is a bully. Let's not be her friend, and be friends with Coty Johnson instead. He's way cooler."
by Kenny Bourbon November 16, 2013
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Scheizer Noozle

The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.
We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.
by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020
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