Schmef

To be frozen while being hit by antlion guards.

Thats it you're going to get schmefed

by RockyRheels December 19, 2022

alex schaefer

Chicken Little looking motherfucker

look here come alex schaefer

by Chapo EL October 9, 2016

Douche-schwé

A bougie person with the characteristics of a douche bag

Donald Trump is a real Douche-schwé

by PuertoRicanTexan14 July 4, 2016

woke the schweed

another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you

i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come

by lexsace June 30, 2021

Schweb

1. A descriptive expression to indicate a positive idea or state.

You rock man, you are so schweb!

So I asked this guy if the joint was schweb or not and he said "Oh it's schweb, nuthin schwebber." So I checked it out.

by AlexPete February 22, 2008

schwednesday

Sexual Harassment Wednesday. A weekly event of sexually harassing someone or something at any given time on a Wednesday. Just another reason to feel up a significant other or someone you know or even just something you see.
Rules-(just so you do not offend anyone or become arrested)
1. The "target" has to know about schwednesday and be a willing candidate.
2. Has to be fun not always sexual but can be.
3. The act of making everyone else in the room really awkward is always a plus.
4. DO NOT ACTUALLY COMMIT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!! Really Important

Hey what day is it?
SCHWEDNESDAY!!!!! (leading to fun groping and Fondling)
The End.

by Kale Anderson November 11, 2007

schweeble

A Jewish Pederast.

Billy is a jew who enjoys going to temple also man boy love because he is a schweeble.

Thomas and the other Jews had a schweeble party at temple the other day. Its like a redneck's hoedown with more teeth and less women.

by SilentEchoes April 27, 2010