schmitzin' it

when a boy has an erection. boner

dude i just saw a hot girl and then i was totally schmitzin' it!

by stater May 15, 2008

Ah Schitzo

Derogatary term for person/s of diminished intelligence or savoir faire.

Hmm, what an ah schitzo!

by gb901 July 22, 2010

spicy wiener schnitzel

the act of basting your penis in tabasco sauce and having a german shepard perform fellatio on your fiery flavored wiener.

Jeff : hey Lassie, ya hungry girl? well i've got your favorite. just wait a minute while i fix you a spicy wiener schnitzel.

by schxzophrenxc_ax October 31, 2011

Fo schnitzel my sauerkraut

1. A mockery of the use of fo shizzle and supposed to sound something of an insult.

This four letter phrase contains two German words, Schnitzel and Saurkraut, both of which happen to be foods:

Schnitzel (Pronounced: Shneet-zul) A very thin slice of veal (pork) which is made tender by pounding flat with a steak hammer and traditionally prepared by coating it in wheat, flour, eggs and breadcrumbs before being fried in clarified butter or lard and finally seasoned with black pepper and other spices.

Sauerkraut (Pronounced: Zower-krout) Finely sliced white cabbage fermented in lactic acid. The word literally means "Sour Cabbage" in German. It is one of the key ingredients to the North American Reuben Sandwhich.

This phrase can also be used by replacing the word "my" with "mein" (which is the german word for "my" - Pronounced: Mine or My-in)

As in: Fo Schnitzel mein sauerkraut

1. "Oh Yeah? Well you can go fo schnitzel my sauerkraut!"

by Katherine der Klein Fraulein July 31, 2006

shvitzel

deragatory term for a person of Jewish decent. Comes from the greek shvitz which means cheap and or stingy.

Don't ask Evan he is a cheap shvitzel, he won't give you a dime.

by kingscoopin May 17, 2008

schnitzer

Deliberate defilement of one's meal at a restaurant after complaining to the waiter.

Julie complained about the fettuccine Alfredo and got a schnitzer plate instead.

by Leodog August 19, 2013

ass schnitzle

A deep hole that leads from the ass cheeks to the bowel, where one shits through. Most commonly refered to as poop chute.

Michael enjoys to fondle his ass schnitzle while playing raquetball with the neighborhood children.

by Penelope January 17, 2004