Scholk

To remove the spines of a pufferfish and artificially blow it up to peg oneself specifically without lube and often used in conjunction with sandpaper.

I have to scholk when I get home.

by Rogluth June 4, 2024

Schnorking

The act of licking a feral cat found in rural Swedish neighborhoods.

Hey Jonathan Damongle XXII, shall we partake in an extravagant schnorking escapade?

by The Bontolimer. March 20, 2026

Big schnok

way to describe a person that is lovable, huggable and fluffy.

Living Teddy Bear

Thank you so much for being there for me, you’re my big schnok!

by xenia.is.awesome May 18, 2022

Tim Schnook

Nickname for Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, who unwittingly became a vassal to an incompetent and corrupt President of the United States.

There goes Tim Schnook running off to the White House again to pay tribute to and kiss the ass of Diaper Donald.

by LaughingAloud February 15, 2026