schmuckalovich

truck sized schlongola

Mr Biggz, the porn star has a schmuckalovich between his legs.

by claudio pommier April 26, 2007

schmucked

to get hit by something or someone

he got schmucked by a car or he schmucked a tree

by josh kisul September 29, 2008

schmub

a useless waste of space

you're such a schmub!

by URAHO April 16, 2011

schmitties

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.

Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!

by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011

schmatter

yiddish for clothes especially clothing manufacturing industry eg east end

eg a life in schmatters....clothing manufacture...eg Galliano's career in schmatters ended in tatters

by Timothyjwilliams March 23, 2011

schmetlap

deposits of highly viscous residue that form on the inner lips of the vulva after a night of intercourse

When Sally and I have sex, I cant go down on her the next morning due to her SCHMETLAP.

by James Goldstein/Levi Norviel May 31, 2007

schmitzin' it

when a boy has an erection. boner

dude i just saw a hot girl and then i was totally schmitzin' it!

by stater May 15, 2008