schwooning

The passion or drive that leads to masterbation to the point of fainting with your tears as lubricant.

I was so exhausted and dried up after schwooning.

by The_ cock_a_doodle_doo January 4, 2024

schlooging

Urinating in someone’s sexual reproductive organ or rectum.

“I was schlooging with that girl last night”

by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024

Shmooping

Shmooping (SHA-MOO-PING) verb.
Shmooping is the act of munting, and figging at the same time.
Shmooping is most commonly used as a brainrot term.

Shmooping is a horrible act that only crazy people do.

You’re just a shmooper!

by Ford_Superduty December 16, 2024

Shmooping

Shmooping (SHA-MOO-PING)

n. Usually used as an insult brainrot term

v. The act of munting while figging

You stupid Shmooper!

I’m really into Shmooping

by Ford_Superduty December 17, 2024

schmoodling

any physical display of affection towards a significant other or friend

"those two wouldnt stop schmoodling in public"

by eatingcinnamon5 February 5, 2025

Schmocking it

Someone who looks like spock who is jerking it.

Woww I just caught Shawn schmocking it in the bathroom wearing his blue coat.

by SCHMOCKING IT May 1, 2025

Shmoobing

Loitering around or otherwise doing nothing usefull

STOP SHMOOBING AROUND YOU IDIOT BE USEFULL

by TastaturKaempfer July 12, 2025