Schmeeze

The act of shitting, pissing, and sneezing all at once

Hold on bros, I gotta go schmeeze real quick.

by TheGreatThinker May 15, 2025

Schmeckldwarf

A word that can mean anything good or bad it is used to describe someone

Schmeckldwarf a word with a description that means good and bad depending on the scenario.

by Lei the sigma February 25, 2026

pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

by jarulf December 15, 2011

Macaroni and schmeese

A another word for kids this position will make u have kids and bust while a child comes out and the cum and blood looks yellow mixed together

Let’s do Macaroni and schmeese since your pregnant :)

by DaddyMillkers_671 December 11, 2021

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 7, 2022