Schlegan Schlogan

A stupid little girl

Hey Schlegan Schlogan!

by John Palmer December 20, 2003

Schlagernickel

a French penis(tall in size)

"Check out the SCHLAGERNICKEL on that man!"

by Dwang Dwong January 16, 2009

schlominique

Girl named Dominique: hot girl with big booty who likes to suck large cock. The term schlominique means a Dominique somewhere in the world is sucking off some guy and is deep throating him, until his penis gets lodged in her throat. They must be rushed to the hospital. If they don't get the problem fixed quickly, the outcome could be potentially deadly.

Jill: Did you see what happened to Paris Hilton last night?

John: No. What did she do?

Jill: She got caught in the middle of a schlominique with George Bush and they had to be rushed to intesive care!

by haruhi_godess January 25, 2009

schlegal

a whiny skinny punk who's balls have yet to drop. one who lacks hair on his or her legs.

o my god, that kid over there is a sissy, he looks like a schlegal

by fannyman2k6 October 12, 2005

schlode

1.A lovely person who has a tendancy to lack mental stability. Sometimes can be mistaken for a mental health patient.
A schlode is usually a best friend of a schliz.

2.A very disturbing noise that can usually be heard miles away from the schlode.

'schlode smells.'
'you are a real schlode.'
'schlode loves schliz.'
'ahh, look at that schlode she's pulling!'

by 'schlode' February 10, 2007

Schlobberknockered

Consuming extensive amounts of alcohol resulting in slurred speetch, blurry vision and no memory of the drunken events. A hangover will be the likely result.

Colin: How are feeling today buddy? we got messed up last night!

Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!

by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006

Schloimp

The slimy starch left after boiling noodles or pasta

She forgot to clean the pot right after making noodles, and the schloimp dried to a concrete-like consistency.

by Yea boi Z Louie May 9, 2020