Scat Man

1. A man that sings the type of music called scat
2. A man who likes scat or shit in his mouth.

IM A SCAT MAN...
Girl... i dont roll like that

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 21, 2006

Scat Porn

Porn mostly focused on shitting

Dude, scat porn is amazing
Yesterday Zach got caught watching scat porn!

by pchambers December 10, 2017

scat day

Coming down off drugs -- the day after a powerful drug experience.

Man, the only thing that helps on scat day is more drugs.

by fell in a hoooooole September 23, 2006

scat fetish

a disgusting fetish which is twice disgusting than vomit fetish. a person has a sexual desire to be pooped on, or eat poop.

Bill has a scat fetish so his buddy performed a cleveland steamer on him.

by NewBuildmini January 1, 2016

Scat-Day

Its like a Sunday, but you are too scattered from a weekend of drug-taking (stimulants) to notice it in its entirity.
Doesn't have to be a Sunday.

Its was Scat-Day and Tom had to go back to his mums house. I'm glad I can stay at home getting fucked, forcing scat-day to never exist.

by Diego November 21, 2003

Scaterpillar

A robust turd interwoven with hair follicles

That whores pussy I ate last night was so fucking harry I shit up a Scaterpillar this morning

by Firestarter_8686 December 21, 2008

Scat.

Scat : To eat excrement.

McScat : To eat a McDonalds burger.

HotScat: To empty ones bowels over the
wife 3 hours after eating a
very hot curry.

Scatter
gun : To drop a load on the missus
after dining heavily on lentils
which don't digest and turn the
anus into a machine gun.

Scat
blues : A disapointing end to the
nights fun due to excessive
straining caused by the
consumption of to many eggs.

John and Mandy were on their way home from the pub.
"Do you fancy a "McScat" Mandy?" said John.
"Eughh! not likely" said Mandy. "What about a curry"?
"We had a "HotScat" last week and the flat still stinks" said John. I fancy a "scattergun".
"Well I don't" said Mandy "those undigested lentils really hurt when they come firing out your arse at 100mph. I was covered in little bruises last time, as well as loads of shit" she added.
John frowned slightly and played lovingly with Mandys hair. "At least we won't have the "ScatBlues" tonight my love as I ate some king sized lavative bars earlier and I can feel some rumbling"
"Oh John, I love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said john.

by skinupman November 20, 2004