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New states of papere

The New States of Papere (also known as Impero delle Papere or Impero dei Toxic) is an italian discord server created in 2018 where you can flame other people and fight some civil war.
X: you're so fucking dumb! you're surely from New states of papere!
Y: i'm literally crying
by jak a rama May 17, 2021
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Skates

"Yo bro did you brings some skates, I wanna make sure this weighs 3.5"
by Alec of the Jungle December 14, 2008
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United States

Founded on July 4, 1776, the United States is the 4th largest country in the world and has around 310 million people living in it. Although it is a western nation founded by European countries, Native Americans have been living in it for thousands of years. Because of the western world's superior technology (similar to that of a 1950's science fiction where aliens conquer earth) and diseases, the Native American people faced genocide. Although the United States has high development and is a wealthy country, other nations criticize the United States because they view US citizens as fat and lazy, when most are hardworking and honest people. Although the US has many freedoms, this has lead to semi-literate partially insane morons abuse the power to create prejudice groups such as the WBC. Another flaw would indicate that people in the United States are starting lack integrity and intelligence as time progresses. Although there are still many intelligent people, it is partially true considering the fact that lower apes have been involved in politics multiple times.
by Jag140 July 8, 2011
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United States of America

Thumbs down, Thumbs up, or whatever you want, but at leat hear me out first.----------

The country located between Mexico (to the south) and Canada (to the north).

Most people hate the USA for being imperfect, but they fail to see the TRUE America

1) Not everyone here is an obnoxious prick. There are some acctually informed and nice people here, as well as assholes, just like in EVERY OTHER COUNTRY.

2) Of course we are proud to be American, but that doesn't mean we are arrogant. If you are not proud of your country, then why do you live there?

3)Not every American is diebetic and fat, so shut the fuck up.

4)Yea, we know that some countries dislike us, we also know that we have allies as well. And we DO know that there are other countries that exist beyond the USA. Were not as retarded as you think.

5)We know our government is not perfect

6) Unfortunately, most people judge us before they even know us

Now before you get upset, im not saying there os no country that understands the USA
The United States of America is home to the largest Naval Base in the world, in Norfolk, Virginia. And also the oldest constitutuion that is still in effet today.

Most Non-Americans: Say, are you American?

Non-Ignorant American: Yes.

Most Non-Americans: I can smell the arrogance and hamburgers on you from here! Get away from me----

American: I honestly have no response to that :|

***I am proud to be american, as you are proud to be whatever nationality you come from.
by Ecnegludni Fles Sseldinm :D April 26, 2011
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skates

do you have any skates?
There were a lot of people skating at the party.
by Jennbaby December 20, 2008
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united states of america

FTR Canada is actually the best friend of the United States of America as opposed to that "great piece of crap" up north. And also for the most part Canadians and Americans do like each other so this "bitching" you so talk about doesn't really apply except to minority groups.
Person 1: What's that great piece of crap up north?

Person 2: That's no piece of crap at all loser, that's Canada the best friend of the United States of America.

Person 1: OK
by Paul Ward June 24, 2007
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United States of the Offended

A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.
Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.
by Sir Adam the Great April 8, 2005
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