Salted

1. one who is feeling a great amount of anger.
2. one who is feeling a great amount of anger, that others may deem hilarious.

1. I am getting so salted right now, at this loud mouth.
2. Dude don't talk about his sister that way, you are gonna make him straight salted.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

salted pill

cum, semen, jizz, etc. God's lapdog has blowjob lips, apparently.

"like a salted pill, so easy to swallow" -adam pascal, songs of old

by squango December 1, 2015

salted apple

When you sprinkle salt and sugar onto your partners genitals and lick it off

I can't believe they did a salted apple! What a weird combination!

by highsaltyfruits April 5, 2015

Salted

When your bitch gets so mad because you found a way to piss them off in a hilarious way.

Example, Alex was so mad he just threw the table at us. He was extremely SALTED

by sunsetbeach35 January 18, 2017

Salted pretzel

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.

"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."

by DracoCJM July 5, 2017

Sauted

To be so inebriated that you can't remember who you are or what is going on.

"Dude I was sauted at Ryan's last night. He said I tried to cook a mirror.

by Goob Steary August 1, 2017

Salted Nut Roll

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.

I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.

by datyoungkid September 25, 2017