Single Awareness Day

otherwise known as Valentine's Day, when people celebrate their love for each other. Occurring on the 14th of February, this day reminds those who do not have a Valentine of their singleness. Contrary to popular belief, this holiday celebrates not only romantic love, but also love between family and friends. Please remember your single friends on Valentine's Day! (you assholes.)

"Happy Single Awareness Day."

by misosoupaddict September 15, 2006

singledom

someone who is single. singledom- similar to freedom.

after have the bitch nag at me for years, i open my arms to singledom.

by my balls itch May 20, 2004

Sanger

A sandwich - a term used widely in Australia

“Mate, Jack makes a bloody good sanger!”

by Jackie Dubz October 21, 2017

Not a single fuck was given

No one cared.

At all.

About anything.

At that moment.

Ever.

T: Does Urban Dictionary even have the meaning for "not a single fuck was given"?! I can't find it!

N: Not a single fuck was given to define it.

by jadestone June 12, 2014

Single white male

S A D B O Y S

Single white males play lots of videogames in their parents basement.

by lllGTRllll September 18, 2016

single entendre

Unlike a double entendre, a single entendre only really has one meaning.

"Hey Jimmy, you're a fucking asshole"

"Nice single entendre"

by the_magic_bean February 27, 2010

semi-single

the status of a person who is half single, half taken; someone who is in an unofficial relationship

I am not single, I am semi-single so stop trying to bag you asshole.

by xxsillyheadxx January 10, 2011