salmonella rushdie

A serious bacteria-ailment that can land you on the Muslims' "top ten most wanted" hit-list.

The only sure prevention for the salmonella rushdie virus is to be careful what kind of books you author.

by QuacksO January 25, 2019

Simone Zabarsky

Simone will be one of the kindest people you will ever meet. She will get mad at you when you kill a ladybug even if it is scary. However, she will kill any tiny red spider with her bare hands when it threatens her boyfriend. She is beautiful in every way on the inside and out. She will be one of the best friends and humans you will meet in your lifetime. Simone Zabarsky is amazing.

That dumb hoe rat Simone Zabarsky will never learn she is perfect.

by simoneiscool May 23, 2021

crop dusting somone

Crop dusting somone is when you fart and then leave the area that you just farted in.

Crop dusting somone is When you get out of a car and you start to leave and the person in the car asked if you just crop dusted them.

by CG money all star May 7, 2018

simone

Simone is a crazy my extremley hot girl who weirdos are strangley attracted to. She is also the most bangable ass in rock n roll ;)

Woah...she must be a simone.

by xaivilox October 31, 2008

sadonely

when you're sad and lonely

i stayed in the house all day ,i was sadonely today

by Queen Majestic B. March 22, 2015

salmoned

the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots.

Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2.
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!

by Rhino88 August 10, 2010

Samonte

A very sexy intelligent human life form. A natural aphrodisiac. Stunning in looks but clever in the mind. Very attractive in looks. Good in insterments such as the guitar, piano, and women. Cunning and usually in shape. A Beast in life.

Damn, look at that Samonte

by Ben Takesit June 30, 2009