Salvatore brothers

There is no definition here, just know that these two vampires are my husbands. Honestly, I might have to pull a Katherine Pierce on this one cause phew, I can't choose between the two. If you ever see them around on the street or appear on television, just be aware that these two men are my husbands... I don't care if they're brothers...better to have two than one! - Jazmin

*Two women lay down on a bed while enjoying their sleepover*

"Wanna watch The Vampire Diaries? I heard that show is so good!"

"Sure."

*20 minutes later*

"Hey, those two guys are so hot! I want them to turn me into a vampire😏"

"HA! As if, these are Jazmin's husbands... don't even think about making a move on them or she'll call both of them here to tear both our heads off!"

"Sorry, my mistake. Wow she's so lucky to have the Salvatore brothers...she's like... the new Elena"

by Jazmin R. February 7, 2021

slavant

A slavic who is a savant

I bully my victim all day and night for being both a slav and an autist, but it's all good bc he's a slavant.

by Bad C dev July 12, 2021

Cheesecake Savant

A person whose area of expertise is in the business of eating cheesecake. This is a person who can either:

1) Finish a full cheesecake on their own
or
2) Eat a large piece of cheesecake in a short amount of time

Wow, Bobby finished that whole cherry cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory by himself. He must be a cheesecake savant!

by rmills2 April 13, 2011

Illithid savant

Someone who calls others a fuck, and makes stupid remarks about wet backs, and cum.

Don't be an illithid savant.

by Calibr June 21, 2016

Tamaia Salvatore

Tamaia Lowe is best friends with the one and only Damon Salvatore but little did Tamaia Know that Damon would Plan to Marry Her

As Tamaia walk down the aisle with her wedding gown and Damon watching with a tear in his eye they Say there vows and “i do’s” Tamaia Lowe is turned in to Tamaia Salvatore

by wfhep587 January 23, 2021

damon salvatore

the most handsome man in exsistence even though he does not exist, he is so fiesty and mean but when you are the one that he loves he can be as sweet as can be, he is funny, cheeky and amazing.

girl: hey i just watched tvd
other girl: whos your favourite character

girl: DAMON Salvatore OF COURSE
other girl: OBVi

by inane1233456789 February 8, 2021

Bitch-savant

A backhanded compliment that is specifically given to women who act like a dog in heat.

You are the bitch-savant, they sneered at her.

by Dddallas69 July 6, 2022