slippery sailor

1. Extremely drunk. Usually in such a way that you're all wobbly at the knees and doing your best to stand up. Akin to a sailor on a ship deck being washed with large waves during rough seas doing his best to stay on his feet.
"He was so bloody pissed last night he was doing the slippery sailor!"
by Jay Kaufman June 22, 2007
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Sailors Ale

A Salty, tangy beverage, drunk by sea-bent mariners, on long voyages.
"Adrift upon a glassy sea, no wind upon our sail,
we pulled the boatswains trousers down,
and drank his "sailors ale"
by BadBeast December 15, 2009
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Rowman Sailor

A player on an online gaming service who plays really cheap and is gay. A Rowman Sailor is often very hairy and is bad at trash talking. This lack of an ability to trash talk often reveals the homosexuality of the individual. Ex: "i'm going to put my annaconda in your zoo." A Rowman Sailor is also charactarized by his excessive use of the word FRAK. You will most likely encounter a Rowman Sailor in Halo 3. The Rowman Sailor will always seek out the power weapons or vehicles. Without them he cannot possibly win. If you do find yourself playing against a Rowman Sailor, be sure not to tea-bag him. He likes that. Because hes gay. Also, if he tea-bags you it will not count the same way, because a Rowman Sailor does not have balls.
"I got killed by a Rowman sailor. He's so cheap and has no skill. He couldn't play fair to save his life."
by Gaylo 3 June 29, 2008
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Sailor smooch

When you have cum on your moustache and then make out with your partner.
Oh baby get up here and give me a sailor smooch, before it dries in my moustache
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Sailor's Gravy

Sailor's Gravy is a mix between diarrhea and vomit. Comes from the fact hat when a person gets sea sick they puke and shit all at once.
The port-a-potty at the fair was full of sailor's gravy - those people were puking and shitting their guts out.
by Pinche Gringo January 29, 2011
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Gravy Sailor

A homosexual who likes to give anal to somebody with severe diahorrea.
by Waffleman1212 July 01, 2009
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missing sailor

Term to describe a piece of floating fecal matter (shit/turd)in the toliet bowl.
Flush twice because your roomies don't want to find a missing sailor.
by chris giocondo March 26, 2006
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