Somebody who will do anything to get achievements of Xbox 360.
You: I have about 5000g
Them: Really? I have 30000g!
You: Well you're a bit of a Gamerscore Whore, aren't you?
on IM or text when you're actually quite sad.
John says: I've been sleeping with your fiancé for a while, I hope this doesn't stop you from wanting me to be the best man at your wedding.
Phil says: I fort u wuz shaggin her! rofl
John says: Why are you laughing?
Phil says: I'm not, it wuz a Blue Rofl.