oxymoronic

two things or people that are so alike and yet different

Man, Vinh and Jami are so much alike and yet they're so different, that's oxymoronic.

by VinhX April 17, 2006

Oxymoron

A person who does so much oxy that they're useless

He was nodding off so much during the interview that they canceled. What an oxymoron!

by THat_Indian_Guy September 14, 2016

Oxymoron

A series of words that contradict each other.

paradoxjuxtapositioncontradiction

Oxymoron example:
Donald Trump for President

by Cheyennepepper May 27, 2016

Oxymoron

A person who has suffered hypoxic brain damage from a botched autoerotic asphyxiation session.

After dangling unconscious from his wank noose for 15 minutes, John was successfully resuscitated, but alas it was too late; severe deficits in his intellectual faculties had rendered him an oxymoron.

by Pimbo May 16, 2018

Oxymoron

Two words or phrases that contradict each other

Chowkidar Amit Shah - when the watchman (Chowkidar) steals, it is an oxymoronic situation

by Docpilot March 17, 2019

oxymoron

Two words with contradicting meanings used together.
Something that appears self-contradictory.

Oxymoron Examples:

French Resistance
Microsoft Works
Rap Music

by RANDOM TEH April 21, 2010

oxymoron

Two words in a sentence that contradict each other. Not necessarily opposites, however

Oxymoron examples

Talented Rapper
Holy Crap
AOL high-speed broadband
Holy War
Square Circle
United Arab Emirates

by JCJ August 27, 2006