Rice-a-Roni 

The 70's game show prize of last resort. Even if you didn't win anything ; at least they sent you home with a box of Rice-a-Roni - the San Francisco treat.
A person you hook-up with at the end of the night out of desperation.

Girl 1: There are absolutely no good-looking guys here but I don't want to go home alone.
Girl 2: Well, take that guy over there home with you; he's not that bad-looking and you can dump him in the morning
Girl 1: Yeah, I guess he's my Rice-a-Roni for tonight

Rice-a-Roni by Jacks25 August 23, 2009

havin' a roni 

The process of excreating (taking a shit) and ejaculating at the same time. Hence, havin' a roni.

"Do you know what it's like, havin' a roni?"

First used on the 1989 song "Havin' A Roni" on Vanilla Ice's debut album "Hooked". Also on "To The Extreme"

havin' a roni by Sir Psycho Sexy May 24, 2006

Four Cheese-a-Roni 

Is a sports inspired custom pizza made with four-types of cheese and topped with pepperoni.

That "Four Cheese-a-Roni" is the best pizza in the city!

Four Cheese-a-Roni by Dunkadelic Era August 30, 2021

rice a roni 

the signature dish of SF.

Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. ding ding!

rice a roni by frisco sally May 13, 2005

tenda roni 

Beautiful girl in every way. 80's slang.

Omg. She's a tenda roni. Or, look at that tenda.

tenda roni by RRsolo January 3, 2014

having a roni

what it's like for the Ice man. VI, Vanilla...the one who kicks it one time...boyeeeeeeeeeee.

What it's like...(beatboxing)...havin' a roni.

having a roni by Ludwig II January 20, 2004

rice a roni 

when you take beer, robitussin, and mushrooms

this took two hours to write rice a roni

rice a roni by marshmallowmayty August 17, 2019