ronald mcblumpkin

getting a blumpkin while eating a big mac. (getting your knob slobbed while pooping and feasting)
bill vint and tommy yayo get ronald mcblumpkins all the time from really hot chicks.
by T. Llello July 28, 2004
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Ronald McDonald

A child molester who loves fat kids to sit in his lap so he can get an erection and than he rapes them.
son, did that strange clown thouch you in your no-no spot?
by Melanthex March 29, 2005
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Ronald Weasley

Ron Weasley may be a fictional characer, but he sure is orgasmic.
by Liv July 31, 2004
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Ronald Reagan

A rotten scumbag of a president. As authors on this site obviously slant left wing, independent and libertarian, I'm a little shocked at how anyone on UrbanDictionary could defend such a wackjob of a president. Many of you were probably brainwashed into the "Reagan Legacy" - which is easily the biggest presidential hoax of all time. If anyone goes back and researches Reagan's term and reads his personal writings it would become shockingly apparent that Reagan was just manipulating the masses with a fake personality. Reagan figured that since he was formally an actor he could play the role of a character during his whole term.

See: complete fake and phony
It is a little known fact that in the early 1960's Ronald Reagan OPPOSED equal rights for African Americans.
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Hot Ronald

The act of receiving your food at a fast food drive-thru; a metaphorical Hot Karl performed by the clown himself at time of transaction.

Less popular variants include "Hot Wendy" and "Hot King", which have been in steady decline. "Hot Colonel" has resurfaced on the strength of recent "all-in-one" bowl marketing in the chicken sector; "Hot Chihuahua" usage remains steady despite the long absence of its associated marketing mascot.
-"Let's go eat something."
-"I don't know, man, I'm low on cash."
-"Well, then let's just go get a hot Ronald..."
by Lester Feinberger October 21, 2007
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ronald mcdonald

some freak that is the mascot of McDonalds
I wish the fat purple dude would sit on Ronald and squish him
by lunar shadows August 22, 2004
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Ronald Reagan

For some reason, this man is widely credited by the conservative media for ending the Cold War, and having the biggest economic boom. However, that is all a bunch of bullshit. Here is what the Gipper really did: shifted tax burden on the middle class by giving the rich ginormous tax cuts,invaded defenseless island nations like Grenada and invaded Lebanon in the interests of companies like Lockheed Martin and the Carlyle Group. Why did Ronnie invade Grenada? He answered "you can't have eggnog without nutmeg" as to make his invasion a crusade for Christmas. Funded Osama Bin Laden, and Nicaraguan terrorists funded by weapon sales to Iran, and called them the "moral equivalent of our founding fathers", traded weapons for hostages, gutted the environment, willfully ignored AIDS, and whose wife bilked the government to buy dresses costing more than the average American made in a year and got foreign policy advise from PYCHICS! THANK GOD HE IS DEAD! Had it only happened 25 years ago, then we wouldn't have the shit in the White House we have now!
Ronald Reagan was just a B actor who's connections to rich CEOS and corporations who ruined America, and whose damage is seen to this very day.
by Howard Dean '08 January 17, 2005
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