Ricardo

He’s gonna steal your bitch

Kevin Kevin Ricardo

by Big dick Garry March 31, 2019

Ricardo

Ricardo used to be a cool guy. Hot, sexy, great kisser and funny but the mask couldn’t last long and turns out he doesn’t like sec with women, he thinks he doesn’t smell and he is deluded about off spring which look and behave retarded! The love of his life is still waiting for him at the church and although he says he won’t use her for a green card: it’s obvious that he will! He used anyone! Poor fatty have a little drinkie poo thinks shit don’t stink because he chose to have kids with her. So in conclusion R walks around in a circle crying that he is busy and stressed but doesn’t actually do much. Sadly doesn’t believe in karma but shouod because he wronged someone very very much, he did so much wrong thwt it’s unforgivable but he thinks that person doesn’t mind and diesnt blame him! Sadly R’s ego is size of mars and possibly in his head he lives on mars. He will read this Becauee he is such a loser that he writes about himself! Bit like social media- it’s all for likes and being a catfish!

Her: oh please stop being a bully and take a look at yourself will you
Ricardo: yes I can see in the mirror that I have been staring at for 4 hours that I am actually gay.

by Nothinggoinfforu March 7, 2023

Clean Ricardo

A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Not to be confused with the Filthy Ricardo, in which all parties must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet.

Bob: I got a Clean Ricardo yesterday.
Gung: hawt

by lezahhmedoug May 6, 2008

king regards

Much stronger than "kind regards", it it used to royally close a formal letter

Dear Paul,
you are a real friend.

King regards,
Mike

by chiarita July 27, 2011

Riga

Riga is Latvias Capital city.

Whats the capital city of Latvia?
-Riga

by Kaspars Baldzens February 4, 2004

ricardo

and absolute narcissistic trash bag who cares about nothing but money

her:do u wanna be together?
him: no i prefer money over women.
them: hes defo a ricardo

by binxie bottom December 17, 2019

rigamortis tongue

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

by cpatrickc November 13, 2010