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Resterbate

Verb. To masturbate while sleeping using the act of lucid wet dreaming.
-Dude I haven't gotten laid in so long that I am too tired to even beat off!

-Well why dont you go resterbate?
-Good idea!
by Buddhistbeatoff February 17, 2012
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resterday

When the previous day, or yesterday, served the sole purpose of catching up on much needed rest and sleep.
"Man, after that week-long backpacking trip I was so exhausted that I had a resterday. I feel great now though!"
by crispychicken January 15, 2013
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Restee

Greatest man to ever step foot on Earth. His cheeks are chiseled like a finely-carved Michelangelo statue. His nose is perfectly symmetrical. His lips are slightly full: the kind that end in a cute little smirk at the corners. The rays of sun highlight the dimples in his cheeks and chin.
Restee is the greatest.
by Cassanova January 7, 2015
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rekterling

A demeaning term for little thing that distributes rekt.
"I got rekt by a rekterling."
-"That's no way to talk about your younger brother."
by Johny Mc Carther February 19, 2017
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rete goed

Dutch. Meaning very good. Reet comes from ass.
Deze song is rete goed. This song is very good
by Reasonaut January 17, 2018
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rete

Latin word. Also known as network of nerves, blood vessels and whatever.
On the volar surface, a venous rete is best marked on the thenar, hypothenar, and volar aspects of the wrist
by Mr. Your Conscience June 9, 2018
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Renter

A man or woman with low self-esteem, who sell their bodies to rich women/men only to obtain expensive gifts and contributions in return.
Example 1 -

Eva: Oh my god I can't believe you broke up with Jim he was so cute!
Amy: Oh please that rascal was nothing but a renter, that broke-ass son of a bitch couldn't even pay attention *pun intended*
Eva: Seriously? So he was only in it for the money?

Amy: Yeah !
Eva: What a loser

Example 2 -

Jake: Yo Kev what's up dawg?

Kevin: Not much hommy! My girlfriend finally broke up with me so I'm a free man now ! woo-hoo
Jake: Seriously? Thats awesome!
Kevin: Yeah man I'm stoked! So glad that bitch left!
Jake: Great! Then let's call some busty renters tonight my man!

Kevin: Hellz yeah !
by The Slicker December 30, 2018
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