rude reset

Event that occurs when your computer decides to install automatic updates and reset the computer while you're playing a game or downloading something.

Crap! I was in the middle of an online match and my compute decided to do a rude reset!

by aandc August 19, 2009

Dick Reset

Something a man has to do at some point after masturbating (see wank). Usually this involves simple pulling the foreskin back into place, or just a nice solid squeeze of his member.

Lad 1: Dude, I've bin itching all day
Lad 2: Why? what up?
Lad 1: Well I rubbed one out earlier and I have had chance to DR (Dick Reset) yet.
Lad 2: Say waaaa!

by Vince6 January 9, 2012

hard reset

The act of jerking off and then taking a nap.

I was feeling pretty out of it today until I did a hard reset. I slept through all of my chemistry class but definitely worth it.

by grababsuit2 April 6, 2020

Faptory reset

When youve had a stressful day so youre having a fap to clear your mind

Pfft imma need to faptory reset after this

by LittleMissSpud July 14, 2021

Texas Reset

Abortion, Aborting something

I don't need this baby no more, Imma Texas Reset this thang

by notmrna**69420 June 16, 2023

Factory Reset

When someone sequentially vomits, urinates, and defecates. Usually followed by passing out.

That dude got so drunk that he did a full Factory Reset all over himself in the bathroom! Then passed out on the toilet!

by Not Stick May 9, 2023

musical reset

When your taste in music changes after a few months

Man 1: I thought you hated emo music

Man 2: I had a musical reset

by A friendly goose August 9, 2023