reality tv

the end of the world

if reality tv was a person i would kill it...but first i would rip its eyes out and make it look at itself.

by odd_jackal October 6, 2003

rellie

Short for relative. Name for close friends and like-minded people.

"What up, rellie?!"
"That's my rellie . . ."
"We been rellies for a minute."

by extrapolated April 4, 2006

Reality Check

Finally realizing your life sucks more than you actually thought.

Man 1: I was hanging in this great cardboard box the other day!

Man 2: Reality check

Man: Wow i am a hobo after all. My mom was right

by Grand Tissue Box January 2, 2013

reality tv

About as real as seeing a cat doing my tax papers while whistling Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" in A-minor.

Reality my ass.

by AYB May 17, 2003

virtual reality

Where you can watch porn in a whole new different level

Who needs prostitutes when you have virtual reality

by USCFOOTBALL August 29, 2016

reality tv

not reality at all- seriously, who the fuck gets stuck on an island & wins money for it? you'll never see two rich bitches working on a farm, real top models do not endure contests/ challenges, a popular ultra-chic chick will never be caught dead with a nerd, and none of these 'american idols' ever become legends.

see shit

The surreal life, kept, strip search, fear factor, survivor, blow out, the bachelor, the bachelorette, beauty & the geek, the simple life, gastineau girls , americas next top model, american idol, pretty much every single fucking show- if you watch more than 3 of these on a regualr basis, you dont even have your own reality.

by lauren S August 14, 2005

the realist nigga

A person who haves the strength of 10 thousand thundering rhinos. The speed of 57 cheetah and can kill a nigga with his thumb nail. The realist nigga only tells the truth and can fuck three bitchs turn around throw his hat fuck two more bitchs turn around a catch his hat.

Hey bruh that nigga dakarai over there is the realist nigga

by The realist nigga (official) January 24, 2017