The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.

My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

reenative

a type of adjective to describe someone, typically male, that hides his emotions, but is not good at it. this person will typically attract other human beings. he calls people out on their flaws but is really offensive to anyone

dave: “he’s looking very reenative today.”
steve: “yea, he’s an asshole too.”

by biiiitttchhh assss November 6, 2018

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

relatives

1. People you're forced to live with, to love, and to respect,although more than half the time you dispise and wish would die a slow painful death
2. People you love to hate

My relatives are comming over, would u mind sticking flaming bamboo chutes up my fingernails and skinning me alive so i dont have to be with them?

by BANANAconspiracy June 20, 2003

Rape relativity principle

That is that the psychological damage and serious of it varies in relation to personality, culture, historical period ect.

What do you think about the rape relativity principle?

by Deep blue 2012 September 1, 2009

relative humidity

A feeling of uncomfortable warm dampness while visiting in-laws or extended family.

Bob: How was the reunion?
Sam: Fine, except for all of the relative humidity.

by dintx March 19, 2011

Relatively irrelevant

The being of irrelevant in a relative situation.

"This whole argument is relatively irrelevant..."

by TheRealMrVegas August 8, 2014