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airport relatives

People you keep seeing on a trip involving air travel: at check-in, in the security line, at starbucks, waiting at the gate, sitting three rows ahead of you, waiting for baggage claim, etc
See that guy in the flowered shirt? He sat in front of me and farted the whole trip. Yea, I saw him fixing his carry-on with duct tape in the mens room. Are those salt stains on his sweatpants? I think so. Well, you can't choose your airport relatives

Theory of relativeity 

This is a comic reference to nepotism, the hiring of relatives.
It looks like the Hardings are practicing the theory of relativeity again!

angel retentive 

A trait in which people are so holier-than-thou, they can’t endure soiling their hands with anything that falls outside their fanatical religious beliefs.
“Wow, that preacher dude wouldn’t even touch my band’s CD because the cover was red and black, which he says are the colors of Satan!

You know that guy is totally angel retentive.”

Relatives tax 

The money you put in a birthday card for a family member when you have been to lazy to buy a present
Ive got no money to go out drinking tonight because I had to pay relatives tax
Relatives tax by pseudonames July 4, 2009

Relative Ten 

The girl or guy who is the best looking in a small sample of people, such as at a bar or at work, even though they would not be considered a 10 outside of that situation.
Every time I go to a bar I seek out the relative ten and hit on her.
Relative Ten by mrmayhem June 7, 2016

The Theory of Relative Hottness 

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.