Definitions by dintx

Dear in Headlights 

The wide eyed gaze you get from your spouse or significant other when you tell them shocking or unusual news. A play on words from "deer in headlights."

Jane: What did your husband say about your secret $5000 shopping spree?
Margaret: Nothing. He just gave me the dear in headlights look.

Dear in Headlights by Dintx May 10, 2011

relative humidity 

A feeling of uncomfortable warm dampness while visiting in-laws or extended family.

Bob: How was the reunion?
Sam: Fine, except for all of the relative humidity.

relative humidity by dintx March 19, 2011

OMG NTP! 

OH MY GOD NO TOILET PAPER!

The horrifying realization there is no toilet paper after a significant bowel movement.

texting: had to take emergency sit down at Wal-mart. OMG NTP!

OMG NTP! by dintx August 22, 2010