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Rump Raider

Someone who enjoys anal sex, akin to a Butt Pirate or a Bum Ninja. Not always gay, though often associated with gay porn stars.
"Arr matey! Et look like 'ez a rump raider if I ever saw one!"
by T. J. May 23, 2003
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Raids

An affliction that has spread amongst the Boy Cunt Crew. It is transmitted by sneezing on a stack of freezer burnt sausages and passing them out at barbecues. Symptoms include severe anti social behaviour, a deep concern with the affairs of other people, and a deep desire to spread the disease by inviting people to eat the sausages at a barbecue.
Listen to that. You can just hear that he has raids.
by Kung Of The Duckheads August 27, 2019
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CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers)

the office equivalent of the disgruntled coffee shop employee
Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.
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pew pew the raider

a famous raider called pew pew!!

invite link: discord.gg/7DbgHbjVhn
omg pew pew the raider just raided our server!
lets raid their server back
by pewpewwastaken January 8, 2021
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Rectal Raider

(N)An Ass pirate who scours the land for homosexual anal sex.
I was hanging out with Joe but he turned out to be a rectal raider! Stay away from my ass!
by T.Bags July 30, 2008
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corporate raider

(FINANCE) someone like Carl Icahn or Victor Posner; a manager of a PE fund or takeover vehicle (e.g., T. Boone Pickens with Mesa Petroleum) who organizes hostile takeovers of undervalued corporations.

WHY THEY'RE BAD
Corporate raiders insist they're looking out for the shareholder by forcing the managers to focus on increasing the value of the firm. If a company's share prices are high, it supposedly reflects well on the management of the firm; if the prices are low, the shareholders presumably would benefit from the takeover battle and subsequent change of management.

The flaw in this argument is (a) shareholders are not the only stakeholders in the corporation; workers, neighbors, and consumers also have interests that deserve protection; and (b), the impact of the corporate raider on FUTURE shareholders is inherently damaging over the long run because the targeted corporation's share prices are driven to a higher baseline anyway. After the takever battle between the raider and management, FUTURE buyers of the stock pay a higher price but are stuck with stagnant share prices because further increases don't make economic sense.

If the leveraged buyout succeeds, the company is saddled with debt in excess of its book value, which imposes an extreme burden; if it fails (greenmail), then company is still saddled with immense debt.
Usually a corporate raider makes his killing by risking (and mostly losing) the money of other people.

He usually quotes Ayn Rand bromides about his adversaries being moochers and wreckers, but he destroys the livelihood of thousands, and he makes his fortune through ambush.
by Sorry, the good guys lost September 4, 2010
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Racidious

John felt Racidious by his peers.
by P. Ala Wishes July 7, 2017
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