Quid pro crow

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.
Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
by @walrusozempic November 07, 2023
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Quid-Pro-No

The opposite of ‘guid pro quo’: in which there is no (equal or any)return of similar value or action from person to person.
After the massive amount of financial help I gave him; with a ‘guid pro quoexpectation... I haven’t gotten anything from this dude. He didn’t seem like a ‘Quid-Pro-No’!!!!
by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018
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quiding

"they don't call me quiding for nothing!"
by bowling for soup March 18, 2017
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Quid pro bono

Where a service is provided on its face pro bono (without payment), but the length of time spent and the complexity of the service means it is likely there is a quid pro quo settlement of the debt occurring somewhere quietly in the background.
The lawyers were acting for the defendant pro bono, but people suspected that it was actually a quid pro bono arrangement as there was no way the lawyer would work for that guilty defendant for free for so long.
by Mezmerina December 19, 2023
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Quo pro quid

Spanking your partner’s buttocks after being spanked by your partner
She gasped and smiled after he playfully spanked her, then she responded with a frisky quo pro quid on his backside.
by BroccoliCheese November 25, 2022
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Quid

Innit, some ting dem bi'ish folk say mate which means a dollar wheyyy, a true geeza say it on da dayly mate, Imma go to da pub and get some fish'n'chips mate wheyyy.
Ser William Dinkelschoppel: "Hello my kind sir, would you kindly get me a plate of fish'n'chips please."

Bartender Stewart-Danielson of House Richstern: "That I shall do for, the paultry sum of, 3 Quid, please."
by Quid, British, mandem. November 15, 2022
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quid

being a cool goat
"damn dude, you're totally a quid."

"baaa."
by quiddo May 31, 2022
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