Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.

I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips

by pro2a February 13, 2021

chocolate q-tip

Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit

Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.

by zer0t3ch September 11, 2016

Dirty Q-tip

When a skinny white boy has really curly hair in an Afro

Hey which one is Kenny, it’s the Dirty Q-tip guy.

by Rustycopper February 7, 2023

Q-tip

An old person. They look like Q-tips with fuzzy white hair and white tennis shoes.

It's a bus load of Q-tips headed for the casino.

by Who wouldn't wanna be me February 21, 2022

chocolate q-tip

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.

Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.

by RedditSucks September 12, 2016

Q-tip

A Q-tip is used to clean debris out of one's urethra

I had sex, now I must cleanse my weiner hole with a Q-tip.

by Jakobie Jacobson the third April 20, 2018

Q-tip

Old people. Skinny body topped with fluffy white hair.

I'm stuck behind a car full of q-tips, so I'm running late.

by aerozeppelinn August 11, 2015