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Pathetic man

A pathetic loser who needs validation from people half his age. All he does is complain about nothing. He blames everything but himself for being shit at games. Like is he autistic? Because he can't read a room for shit
He can't tell when someone doesn't wanna talk to him. One word answers doesn't mean tell that person your life story. News flash idiot, no one fucking cares. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer because he's a narcissist who thinks everything revolves around him. No one fucking likes you, you ruin people's day by just existing. I wake up and think, "oh he's a person" and my day is already fucked. He thinks he's all cute and quirky with the way he speaks and types but its just fucking creepy. I bet if he took the BDSM test he'd say strongly agree for age play. He'll like someone just for their looks when they look like a kid.
by Paewj September 26, 2022
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pathetic soggy bread man

morpheus from neil gaiman's The Sandman comic and show. take the 2013 tumblr sexyman and the 2022 pathetic little meow meow and mix them together in a blender and this is what you get. soggy bread with a bad haircut. he is pathetic. he gets bitches and loses them instantly. he has the aura and persona of wet soggy bread. his ego is bigger than his entire realm, and it gets crushed as easily as a chickpea. his pride caused him to imprison his girlfriend into the depths of hell for 10,000 years because he was angy that she didn't want to marry him. he should be to turned into butter and spread on a piece of toast. he is a piece of pathetic soggy bread.
omg it's morpheus from the sandman!
ikr he's such a pathetic soggy bread man
by potaytose November 17, 2022
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pire pither

a new word Jo made up half pirate and half fire fighter
I am a pire pither looking through a telescope!
by mojochacha November 29, 2013
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The Pythagorean Theorem

The Pythagorean Theorem is a theorem that calculates the hypotenuse of a triangle; the formula being a^2+b^2=c^2, c being the hypotenuse and a & b being the legs of the triangle.

This theorem contains exponential expression & square roots. An example or this theorem is 9^2+12^2=c^2. First we need to calculate 9^2 and 12^2, which is 81 and 144. Next, we add them, you should get 225. Lastly, √225=15, so c=15.
Person 1: 6^2+8^2=14^2

Person 2: Wrong, 6^2 and 8^2 is 36 and 64, 36+64=100, √100=10

Person 1: Now that makes sense! How'd you get that

Person 2: The Pythagorean Theorem
by Dictontony July 20, 2022
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funny-pathetic

A hyphenated term to describe someone or something that is so pathetic that it’s funny.
Of all the people I’ve ever met in my long life, Dr Bunnygirl is likely the most funny-pathetic of them all.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2023
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Patheist

An atheist who also holds certain Pagan beliefs.
She is an atheist. She does not believe in God, and has some Pagan beliefs. She is a Patheist.
by zoetta1980 April 25, 2013
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pothead

someone like me who take gravity bong hits before 6 am for work..lunch break...after work...before dinner...after dinner...for each tv show that comes on next...before i go out anywhere...and before bed.
That godfather blunt (9 grams) didnt even get me that blazed...lets go take a few bingers of that sick New York City Sour Diesel.
by maryjane420 August 8, 2005
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