pants soup

The wetness in a womans underwear derived from feelings of inexplicable pleasure. A.K.A creaming your

"That guy was so hot, just looking at him gave me pants soup"

"3 dates and no sex. I'm drowning in pants soup"

" It's my day off. I'm just gonna lie in bed, watch porn, and whip up a batch of pants soup."

by Ms. Clamchowder November 8, 2013

Squishy Pants

Basically a mommy's boy. He appears to be a bit fruity at times and likes to be babied. He's a softy but not in a good way. He also may be a bit of a chicken.

I would never want to date him! He's such a squishy pants!

by HarnMonster January 28, 2010

wallpaper pants

Pants printed with a print typically associated with wallpaper, such as flowers or a busy design. Typically preferred by the fashionable set, and teenagers.

Girl 1: Get a look at those wallpaper pants!
Girl 2: OMG, they're blinding.

by halsiebalsie July 29, 2012

walmart pants

A term used to tell someone that their pants are of poor quality; can be used to end any argument by uttering "Yeah, yeah, you got Walmart pants."

Guy 1: "You so stooped! I big and strong and I kill you!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, yeah, whatever you got Walmart pants."
Guy 1: <insert futile attempts at a comeback>

by SupahNinja November 8, 2014

Gurt Pants

Yoga pants that are worn on a large person that should not be wearing yoga pants.

Short for Yogurt Pants.

Man oh Man. Those Gurt Pants on Pamela are stretched where they are almost see through.

by M.Markes March 26, 2017

Banter Pants

The pants that must be worn securely around the waist that allows for excessive use of office and friendly banter to ensure no-one gets 'hurt'.

Yo, do you have you banter pants on? 'Cause I'm about to throw shit at ya.

by laking_everything January 21, 2020

Debo Dance Pants

usually a sheisty rapscallion that shows up to your party to drink the beer and never be seen again. a "debo" also usually contributes nothing and whines constantly. a truly miserable person to be around.

Put the knife down rick, you're being a real Debo Dance Pants.

by oh newman February 18, 2010