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Pulling a JJ

Being a manwhore.
Being a pervert.
Blowing someone off and lying about it.
I saw him making out with Sharol but he fucked Anna last night. He is totally 'pulling a JJ'. Manwhore!

He can't seem to keep his hands to himself nor his dick in his pants. He probably has an STD. Look at him now touching that girl's breast, he's totally 'pulling a JJ'. What a perv!

Anthony said he was hanging out with us today but we were supposed to meet hours ago. He said he was on his way, I have a feeling he's lying. Hope he's not 'pulling a JJ'.
by uzaho3 May 16, 2011
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Pulling a Jacquelyn

Man, she just fell.

She was pulling a jacquelyn.
by benhahn December 23, 2014
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pulling a joseph

To buy a ton of unnecessary shit, but never buy anything you actually need (especially in the realm of personal hygiene). To use other people's stuff but never tell them or compensate them in any way. To make a huge net negative contribution to the overall war effort. To be overly spontaneous, but not in the cute way. In the annoying way. To make random, mind-boggling decisions, or to say things at completely inappropriate times around the wrong crowd.
Person A: "I just bought the complete boxed DVD set of every season of The Tick!!! It has over 100 hours of special features! Lets spend the rest of our lives watching it, please, please, pleeeaase?"

Person B: "Wow talk about pulling a joseph...I think i'll pass."
by Yussuf March 24, 2008
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pulling a jaison

when a guy hooks up with a random girl that plays rugby and gets his tiny weiner sucked in a room with a glass door allowing any wandering perverts to watch
Pulling a Jaison is not subtle and usually involves girly noises from the guy. Also, it is randomly disturbed by various people walking in the room.
guy 1: ooooooooo ahhh

guy outside glass door: woow sounds like that guy is pulling a jaison

guy: lets pull a jaison!
girl: OH! its so small and skinny !
by cronos19 May 26, 2010
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Pulling a Jordan Law

When a man gets a baseball bat and lubricates it enough so it can be inserted into another mans anus. This maneuver is named "the Jordan Law" after the first to do so.
Wow, Bob was "Pulling a Jordan Law" on Jim lasnight when Jims mom walked in on them!
by Gord Ritchie November 17, 2009
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pulling a jordan

to randomly kiss someone u just met or only knew for a 24 hour period.
i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan
by jbman666 November 13, 2010
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Pulling a Jay

to pull your dick out and start urinating at any random time, not caring who is around or where you are.
"my friend and i were just standing around and all of a sudden he whipped it out and started pissing" also known as "pulling a Jay"
by death_dealer2011 February 6, 2010
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