pub cricket

The act of going on a pub crawl with your (male) friends, and actively bumping into women's breasts without getting caught. Each time a player succesfully touches a breast they get one run, if they manage to touch both of them they get a four, and if they successfully manage to bag the nicest pair in the pub, they get a six. Players are out if they are slapped or otherwise rumbled, and can no longer "bat".

"Damn! Wilson's picked up 19 not out!"
"Shit, I went out for a duck."

pub cricket by Barlos the Jackal November 25, 2003

Pub quiz question 

A (usually) mundane and useless piece of knowledge, or field of expertise, that comes into profound effect as the one question you can answer at a pub/supper quiz.

It has also been known to be used as an excuse for quiz players with poor general knowledge.

Quiz master - 'What is the radius of the centre circle on a standard size soccer pitch?'

Person 1 - '9.15 metres'

Person 2 - 'How on earth did you know that?!?'

Person 1 - 'Oh it's my pub quiz question, don't expect answers to any other questions!'

Pub quiz question by Doodle12345 February 17, 2009

Pub-Muscle 

Extra fat reserves in the stomach region due to an unhealthy diet/beer/lack of exercise/all of the above.

"I'm so fat, look at my beer belly"

"No no no, that's just pub-muscle!"

Pub-Muscle by emxili September 25, 2011

Pub Dog 

A girl who likes a drink and is often found in the pub.

"I knew I recognised her from somewhere, she's my local's pub dog"

Pub Dog by birchyb October 1, 2017

Pub is closed 

WTF

Pub is closed.

WTF
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Pub is closed by Big-Hands November 23, 2018

pub boat

The Concept of a pub that is also a boat in the middle of a road in leeds

Hey Terry you coming pub boat later to watch the footy.

pub boat by Pat burglar April 3, 2019

pub belly 

The fat in the upper pubic area.

My co-worker was wearing leggings and you could see her pub belly.

pub belly by Salted Rim November 4, 2019