I completely understand that you think walking is the best form of cardio and you think this is a new idea you're having and sharing it with everyone, but this isn't the first time someone has felt original for sharing something that's actually pseudonewism, especially when so many have thought of it before.
by StormTrooper51407250 August 24, 2024
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Definition:
A new player in a game who absolutely dominates due to their high rank or experience in a similar game.
Unlike smurfs, they aren’t using alt accounts — they’re just naturally cracked from day one.
Definition:
A new player in a game who absolutely dominates due to their high rank or experience in a similar game.
Unlike smurfs, they aren’t using alt accounts — they’re just naturally cracked from day one.
Example:
> “Wait… this dude has 23 kills in his first match?
Is he smurfing??”
“Nah bro… he’s a pseudosmurf.”
> “Wait… this dude has 23 kills in his first match?
Is he smurfing??”
“Nah bro… he’s a pseudosmurf.”
by No-names_lol June 20, 2025
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