protarded

Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.

I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded

by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009

Protard

A professional retard; the next level of retardation.

Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?

by The Ultimate Wordsmith February 8, 2010

penal prostate exam

When you go to the doctor to get a prostate exam, but you coulda swore he did it with his weiner

I got a physical man, and something other then a finger went up my butt.

Dude, he totally gave you a penal prostate exam.

by poqwer September 30, 2007

prostate pinch

the act of inserting ones fore finger and thumb in order to pinch ones prostate gland in attempt to reach erection and or ejaculation

i was so tiered last night i prostate pinch instead of jerking off

by mattipwn November 15, 2007

Prostate exam

One of the best exams you will ever take

Dude 1: "dude I took my prostate exam today. It felt great. But I can't sit down"

Dude 2: "dude you could've just asked for a finger bang"

by RemBestGirl February 23, 2021

Prostate Bubble

When a male is hit in the back by a penis till the prostate pops

Nick gave Connell a prostate bubble after a long night if penetration

by Jack_the_Sack July 31, 2016

Prostate chowder

The liquid excreted from the male genitalia while having the prostate milked.

Ouch! That hurts my ass doctor! What is this prostate chowder coming out of my dick?

by Shrilnixx May 23, 2018