Porno Man

The greatest superhero that ever lived. He flies in his Porno Glider and blasts his enemies with his insane porno blasters. He also has porno goggles that lets him see through hot women's clothing. His Arch enemy is Gay Porno Man whose identity I cannot reveal at this time.

Porno Man, He's our hero, Gonna reduce GAY porno down to ZERO!
With your sexual powers combined, I AM PORNO MAN!

by Porno_Man October 27, 2005

pronographic movies

Same thing as a pornographic movie, but ass-backwards. There's no action in these movies -- just some fucking dude or chick playing with their junk.

Those pronographic movies didn't get me off at all last night.

by mrfouchy January 29, 2008

Porno Wife

A woman that loves jizzy jizzums (cum) even after the marriage. This can be enjoyed in any fashion on the face, ass,in the eye, titties wherever her husband desires. Her appetite for sex is large and may somewhat seem never ending.

Brian: So Chris I hear you have a porno wife.
Chris: Why yes Brian, I sure do.
Brian: Maybe your wife can teach my wife the joys of being a porno wife.
Chris: She already has been.
Brian: Wonderful Chris, I can't wait to have a porno wife of my own.

by TCLJ September 23, 2007

pronoun police

Those people who get way too up-in-arms over someone using the wrong pronouns, whether it be for them or someone else entirely.

Person A: Did you see that girl earlier? I think she looked nice.
Person B: Hey! You can’t just assume their pronouns like that! How dare you!
Person A: Who made you the pronoun police?

by infant annihilator June 6, 2023

pornoed

When a person has a deviant sexual act done to them that is usually only seen in a hardcore pornography movie.

Last night I felt so pornoed when he slapped me in the face with his cock.

by thispseudonymphs January 3, 2014

That could be a porno

A term used like a "That's what she said," or a "Yo momma," or any of the sort. Only difference is it could be the title of a porno movie.

guy1: "I got the munchies!"
guy2: "That could be a porno."

girl1: "We had fun last night."
girl2: "That could be a porno."

person1: "...I'm new to this."
person2: "That could be a porno."

by icumonyoface November 5, 2010

porno fucker

One who fucks in the fashion commonly seen in pornographic movies.
An aggressive, uninhibited, no holes barred, sexual partner.

He/She sure is a porno fucker.
I just totally was porno fucked.
Do you like to porno fuck?
Were you fucked or porno fucked?

by ABLE FOY February 4, 2009