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Witty Profiles

1. Where self confidence goes to die.

2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.

3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.

4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.
1. Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off Witty Profiles by leaving mean comments!

2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!

3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!

4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like me!
by Harsh Reality. April 16, 2012
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aim profile

a way for people to express themselves without boring people by acctually telling them. they dont have to read it but if they want to read it then they can and if anyone has a problem with having one, then they need to get their panties out of their ass crack
a aim profile may consist of a quote from a song movie or a quote in general
by autumn<3 May 1, 2007
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Profile in Courage

A Profile in Courage is Mitch Fuckin' McConnell.
Yeah, Mitch ... a real Profile in Courage ... just look how he voted in the SECOND impeachment trial of tRumpty!
by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021
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Ghost Profiler

An online profile who is able to access info of those who haven't added it as a friend. They are anonymous and get info without your permission. One of the elite social network hackers. IE Facebook and MySpace
Friend: Hey I am trying to track down how this guy got my info. He is annoying me
Me: It must have been a ghost profiler.
by The 3lite haxor March 20, 2011
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bathroom profiling

when all the stalls are full, you pick your stall based on who just left it
A really fat, old lady walked out of her stall the same time a normal girl did. I used the old bathroom profiling trick and went in to the normal girl's.
by Carlxyz August 9, 2012
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Gacial Profiling

When someone assumes that just because you are gay, you want something "different" from what you asked for.
My gay cousin stepped into a cab and asked to go to 129th st, the cabbie took him to 29th street.

He was a victim of gacial profiling.
by Muzzikmann November 4, 2010
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Cult Profile

A profile picture used on social media from a fan base or memes
People had a Cult Profile picture of Bosa from tiktok
by KoolKydChris July 3, 2021
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