The art of pretending to engineer or possess scientific and/or technical knowledge. Pretengineering may be motivated by idiocy, intense laziness, or a hangover.
Rick was pretengineering for all he was worth at the meeting this morning, which was not much. The Leaning tower of Pisa was obviously built by pretengineers.
by tranceglobal41 January 20, 2009
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No one who is human watches Hannah Montana (ITS 2018 BIOTCHES)
Mosr preteens dread being a teen
We don't 'smear glitter on our faces' why????
Again, no one likes Justin Bieber or 1 Direction or The Jonas Brothers.
And the stuff about 'not being talented' well my 11 year old bff can do back flips & aerials. Like you can do that.
The only reason I'm acting bratty rn in because im offended.
Retards!? No, no, no :x
And finally, from the examples youve given, you're 100% preteen. Surprise!
Its 2018, learn to GROW UP
Literally NOONE tyyyyPPeEs LLlIiiiiKke thhhissSSS
No one who is human watches Hannah Montana (ITS 2018 BIOTCHES)
Mosr preteens dread being a teen
We don't 'smear glitter on our faces' why????
Again, no one likes Justin Bieber or 1 Direction or The Jonas Brothers.
And the stuff about 'not being talented' well my 11 year old bff can do back flips & aerials. Like you can do that.
The only reason I'm acting bratty rn in because im offended.
Retards!? No, no, no :x
And finally, from the examples youve given, you're 100% preteen. Surprise!
Its 2018, learn to GROW UP
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Originally started as marijuana slang, it referred to weed that looked like the mack daddy, but was actually only middies. So the "pretendica" has now become generally thus, something that looks great, but is actually only okay, so-so, average at best.
something that has the capacity of pretending or is in the act of pretending or faking it.
pretending, faking, fronting.
Originally started as marijuana slang, it referred to weed that looked like the mack daddy, but was actually only middies. So the "pretendica" has now become generally thus, something that looks great, but is actually only okay, so-so, average at best.
something that has the capacity of pretending or is in the act of pretending or faking it.
pretending, faking, fronting.
He said that club was the diesel, but it was really kind of pretendica.
The girl thought that she had a hot ride, but it was total pretendica.
"Was it the shit, man?" -"Naw, it was pretendica."
or
"It was some scenester shit, yo. Total pretendica."
The girl thought that she had a hot ride, but it was total pretendica.
"Was it the shit, man?" -"Naw, it was pretendica."
or
"It was some scenester shit, yo. Total pretendica."
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Friend 2: No, I'm dating Poiter!
Friend 1: Oh you are dating Peter?
Friend 2: No, I'm dating Poiter!
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Ice cream isn't what's written in the script... the correct line is "want me to play pretend girlfriend now?"
A few minutes later
Let's rub our dicks together.
A few minutes later
Let's rub our dicks together.
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