Pretty Flacko

a guy that has “pretty boy swag” (made popular by other swag rappers like Lil B, Soulja Boy…), and Flacko meaning the guy is skinny, because the word flaco means skinny in Spanish, used by Asap Rocky

i be that Pretty flacko niguh
she wants a pretty flacko
she fucked a pretty flacko

by kuulkidd April 11, 2012

Pretty Little Liars

My happiness and my life. The fucking best TV show on earth.

Me: Hey do you watch Pretty Little Liars

Friend: I hate that shit

Police: So she just feel down the stairs

Me pretty much yay

by spencer hastings December 1, 2013

Pretty vacant

One who is absent minded

Also a sex pistols song.

We're pre-tty,


Pretty va-cant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Petty LaBelle

When you're being the Grand Diva of pettiness, just like Patti LaBelle is the Grand Diva of Soul and R&B. You exhibit your pettiness through fascinating creativity and an unmatched dramatic flair.

Qwettah wrote a status message telling EVERYONE about Reina's accidental nose dive off the stage during her talent show performance, attached a pic of Eddie King, Jr. singing , with the caption: "Nights like this I wish that Reina would fall!!" She is sooooo Petty LaBelle!!

by QwettasQuotes July 14, 2017

Two pretty best friends

A man sitting in a car once said that there can’t be two best friends whom are both pretty, one of em ALWAYS gotta be ugly. That information is false. Behold, Shrek and Donkey: the prettiest of best friends! Dem some Sex-c bois right there!

Person 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, one of em always gotta be ugly!
Person 2: Oh yeah, what about Shrek and Donkey?
Person 1: Wait... Nah, that’s a fiiiiiine pair of besties! I’d clap them cheeks any day! Hot damn!

by Goth goblin November 30, 2020

two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

by drflubert March 20, 2009

Peter Pettigrew

A stupid piece of crap who should rot in hell, born in the Harry Potter universe and is thankfully dead

Me: "Damn, you're worse than Peter Pettigrew!"

Other dude: -kills himself from the shame-

by The Flying Taco September 19, 2010