premium laptop

Someone who is an absolute weapon and should be avoided at all costs

*Reuben dabs*
*Luke whips*
*Lucas* you two are absolute premium laptops

by Longdong11 September 24, 2017

presidentnayeon

Presidentnayeon is a kpop tiktoker who has an unhealthy obsession with Jonghyun

Y/N "Omg do you stan presidentnayeon?"

Kim Taehyung: "OMG SHE'S MY ULT 😩👆👆"

by presidentnayeon.fan.x December 21, 2020

premad

Of, and, or relating to becoming angry before having sound reason to do so.

(While playing Phase 10)

Douchebag: "I am going to skip you--Are you ready to be mad?"
Person A: "Should I premad?"

by premadbro December 16, 2013

presidiot

It's a combination of the words president and idiot.

Turn on the news so I can see what the presidiot did today.

by mindfog April 13, 2005

PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder)

The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.

EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"

EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.

by dbp0011 November 19, 2016

president agent orange

A (so called) term of endearment for the so called 45th President of the United States.

"I just want to thank President Agent Orange for perpetuating all of the evil that you've been perpetuating throughout the United States," -Busta Rhymes

by Alx42 February 12, 2017

Presidont

A President who practically does nothing, and if he/she does do anything, it is for the bad of the people he/she is trying to represent.

George W. Bush is a huge presidont.

by Josiah Tyler Perrin April 27, 2008